Dear Benson

Dear Benson,

It's so nice of you to invite me to your nightly 2am-5am party. I am RSVPing to tonight's party to let you know that I would rather not attend. While you are the cutest guy around, 2am is really not a good time for me. Could we postpone the party until tomorrow afternoon, or perhaps just shorten the length of the party to something more reasonable? It would be greatly appreciated.

Love,
Mommy